Buying beer underage? This has got you covered. Need access to a crime scene? We’ve got that as well! A strange little ritual, but pretty damn useful. Essentially, it creates […]
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Lethe-al weapon
I thought it was a bad joke. Then my seeker ritual went batshit… So you’re interested in the scythe, eh? No, I don’t know where it came from. I showed […]
The Ancient and Veritable Oriental Martial Art of Feng Shui
In Ten Easy Lessons, I can Make You A Master! The following advert appeared, spontaneously, in Good Housekeeping and Soldier Of Fortune: The ANCIENT and Veritable Oriental Martial Art of […]
Crystals…Bloody Crystals
We all know that they’re nonsense, but would you want one in your house? Crystals…a load of bollocks, as you well know. Cute, but no real power, and a total […]
Devouring Mother prophesised
Possibly predicting (certainly predating) a rumoured US Duke is an old English folk tale. The following is an extract from Kevin Crossely Holland’s collection “British Folk Tales”, Publish by Orchard […]
The Faceless Lord
The Archetype for those too parnoid to leave fingerprints…. The Faceless Lord (v1.0, will improve soon) Attributes: One of the greatest powers imaginable is invisibility: anonymity without impotence. It can […]
Fridge Poetry
Strange verse found stuck to a fridge one morning… When seven people enter their kitchens and find the same poem stuck to their refrigerators in identical magnetic word sets, something’s […]