A few weirdos to mix and match The Lamanites. Mormons believe that the Native Americans are the descendants of the Lost Tribes of Israel. So do these guys, and they’re […]
All posts by David K. Tormsen
How to make Truth
Just Shake and Bake… The way you make facts is you shake em up in this here Pan-American Airlines barf bag, take some raw information, pour it out on the […]
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Ever wondered what it is about Afghanistan?
The Golden Cross of the Eastern Emperor Ever wondered what it is about Afghanistan? Alexander the Great tried his luck there. The Tang Chinese and the Arabs fought over it. […]
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Mysterious MSN Messenger
Open the Gates of Time and Space. Bill Gates, that is. Ever had this happen to you? I’m sitting on the computer, surfing around, and then suddenly all the websites […]
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She of the Holy Flesh
One of the Cecilines failed treatments Ten years ago, a six year old girl was taken away by a group of Cecilites from her village in an African country (no […]
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Triumph of the Will
Not all Videomancers waste their charges on having sex with Buffy… Hey, man, I used to work at the television studio downtown. You know, they broadcast the local news every […]
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Islamic Anti-Dipsomancer Ritual
Clash of Civilizations…magick! Some say that this ritual is as old as Mecca, taught by jinn to ancient wizards. Others that it was developed by the Sudanese Madhi in 1897 […]
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Magick Pentium 4 sticker
intel inside is watching you… Magickal Pentium 4 stickers Power: Significant Effect: A magickal Pentium 4 sticker, when applied to the outside case of a working computer, causes that computer […]
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Clockadoodle-doo
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Clockadoodle-doo Power: minor Cost: 1 minor charge Effect: The target’s alarm clock goes off. If the target has more than one alarm clock, the […]
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Rumours from Oceania
Perfect beaches, exotic women, insane magickal power… You’ve heard about kago cults, ain’t you? Y’see, these primitive tribes in the South Pacific used to take cargo from Westerners and worship […]
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