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Project Rebirth

TOP SECRET/EYES ONLY Send initiated… Encryption level DaVinci Bounce through servers-Langley:Anchorage:Seoul:Melbourne:Mumbai:Cairo:Glasgow:Washington Report: Terrorist threat to Project Rebirth It has come to the attention of the Department that a new terrorist […]

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A New Dawn

Lets hope this dude is just nuts. Calm down. I know this seems frightening, but its all for the common good. You see, we need to stop the end of […]

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The Mechano-Terrorist

You didn’t think the only Occult Undergrounds were in the West, did you? Do their sunglasses have X-ray vision? Of course they do. The Americans have all sorts of modern […]

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High Weirdness in my local paper?

Strange things show up in the most familiar places. The Mosman Park and Cottesloe Post. My local paper. Nothing strange about that. A weekly rag that prints stories about local […]

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Pim Fortuyn’s Abortive Legacy

Soulless European Spies from the Future You heard about Pim Fortuyn, right? That Dutch right-wing politician that got iced? Well that wasn’t any ordinary assassination. Y’see, what was meant to […]

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Under an Arabian night…

The US Army wants Iraqi lamps! People will tell you all sorts of shit about the real reason for the invasion of Iraq. But I know the truth. They have […]

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