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Second Impact Syndrome 9
Chapter Nine: Up, Up, and Up a Little Further “John. Open up.” The door opened up and John peered out through the gap maintained by the safety chain. He appeared […]
Ad Libitum
A Personamancer who loves to bring down the house. The term ad-lib often means the introduction of unscripted material in an otherwise scripted scene in a TV show, movie, or […]
Second Impact Syndrome 8
Chapter Eight: Jestfully Clean Ace stared at the tree that he had never seen before. It was large and artificial, strung with wooden cranberries and plastic icicles. It made him […]
The Harvester
So much for the Hippocratic Oath. History David “Ox” Floyd was once an ordinary man. Well, an ordinary doctor. Okay, an ordinary maverick doctor. He was read up on all […]
Second Impact Syndrome 7
Chapter Seven: Please Phrase Your Question in the Form of an Answer Ace looked at the bathroom. It was spotlessly clean and all of the plumbing seemed to have small […]
Second Impact Syndrome 6
Chapter Six: Good Help Is Easy To Find “Just tell me if it hurts.” “AAAAEEEEIIII!” “Aye? It does? Okay. I’m done anyway.” Ace grabbed his still throbbing head, which proved […]
Second Impact Syndrome 5
Chapter Five: Dial M for Sofa “Science was a masquerade, meant to sell you lemonay-ade, and it worked! They’re laughing in their graves!” Ace watched Reeso clear off his table, […]
Second Impact Syndrome 4
Chapter Four: Alternative Lifestyle “Hey, have you ever played Half-Life?” Ace spun the middle section of the cube around experimentally. “Half-life of what? Uranium?” “Half-Life the GAME, man. Are you […]
Second Impact Syndrome 3
Chapter Three: Unbidden Knowledge “Excuse me! Excuse me sir! You can’t bring that animal in here!” The nurse swerved out from behind the desk and made a beeline for Ace […]