It’s here and waiting for you. I hear there’s a reason why nobody’s ever come back from the Parisian catacombs–at least, once you go down far enough. There’s a lot […]
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Halloween Hodown
Because you can’t spell “Halloween” without “fnord.” The 666th frame of every Halloween-themed movie, cartoon, or TV special depicts a basement with a corpse moldering in the corner; these frames […]
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Bits and Pieces
“I’ve been picking up the pieces from a broke-down life…”–King Black Acid There’s a Bodybag who got a Big One, then wished himself immortal–under the condition that every day, something […]
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John Dies at the End
A guy, another guy, soy sauce, a bunch of jerks, and reality-scouring wig-monsters from another dimension. You know, very postmodern. http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/jdate/intro.html The seminal online novel, available for your purusal and […]
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Tape 27
The other pornographic tape that’s got the Underground abuzz. But do you really want it? So, you know about the Naked Goddess ‘n stuff. But ever hear of Tape 27? […]
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Sounds From the Underground
More miscelleny, mired in mystery ‘n mayhem. You know how every near-death experience has somethin’ to do with a light at the end of the tunnel? I heard this from […]
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Aleph, Grotesque Miscalculation
It was too late to say “oops.” Maybe you can pick up the slack. Once upon a time there was a mechanomancer with a want to live forever. He dreamed […]
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The Vorophage
Out of the eater came something to eat And out of the strong came sweetness. Eating stands for power. Think of it: at its most primal, what is the definition […]
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The Girl With Magic Toes
Step lively, now… Look, my sources are 100% clear on this. We’ve got the motherload. The big one. Okay, so you’re lookin’ to get the biggest juice-up imaginable, right? Apparently […]
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The Scarecrow
What’s your greatest fear? (Inspired by “Batman Begins.”) Attributes: In times past, the scarecrow was just something to make farming expedient–to keep the crows away. Over time, and aside from […]
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