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Emily’s rejection

Tell us we shouldn’t hate success. A few days back from whenever you want this item to appear, a great media event took place. A famous band, formed from members […]

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Captain Crunch’s Whistle

It shouldn’t work anymore, but… What it is: A simple plastic whistle, looking exactly like one that fell out of a box of cornflakes. Has “Crunch” written in raised letters […]

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“How To Talk To People”

Does exactly what it says on the cover. You’d never guess by looking that this was a magical artifact at all. It’s a book. Not a giant tome with flaking […]

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The Whiner

This universe is all YOUR fault. It’s not YOUR fault. Nothing’s YOUR fault. Hey, there’s this bunch of guys sitting up in some Statosphere or something who basically decide everything […]

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