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“Infamyancy”

Negative Iconomancy Iconomancers juice up off of the love, adoration, and respect paid to the great fallen by the mass of humanity. Fools. Irascimancers, sucking in all the negative energy […]

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Couple of Irascimancers juicing up with the help of their kids

Adolf Hitler Campbell? Really? http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township_family_angry.html A family has named their kids JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell. Recently, they’re raising a stink because a […]

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The Autobahn Bop Mix

Cassette tape full of speed! The Autobahn Bop Mix was made by Max Schenk, a German Entropomancer who juiced up by taking risks by pissing people off by pretending to […]

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Old Man Withers

If it wasn’t for you meddling kids! Old Man Withers wasn’t always old. Yeah, facetious maybe, but it bears remembering. As a kid, Sam Withers was molested by a neighbor […]

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Some miscellaneous rumors

Just a few thoughts You ever think somethin’ bad, and you start thinkin’, you know, that if the person next to you could read your mind you’d be in deep […]

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