Satellites are stars. And we’re using them to set your horoscope. On October 4th, 1957, astrology stopped working. That was the day that Sputnik launched. Suddenly, a new star was […]
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Bernard Tanner, King of the Nothings
The Men in Black’s Boss Bernard Tanner in His Own Words: (Spoken in a flat, buzzing monotone.) Sit. Do you have it? Excellent. Bring his payment. You are curious about […]
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Anthony Roddick, Traitor to the Living
You know all those fake rituals written by demons that open you up to possession? Well, who do you think’s spreading them around? Anthony Roddick in His Own Words: Wait! […]
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Wilfred Jarring, Bridge-Builder
Wilfred Jarring builds bridges, both physically and metaphysically. Wilfred Jarring in His Own Words: (Translated from the original Swedish.) The whole thing started in 1976. I was 17, and attending […]
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Leroy Reed, Video Nasty Afficianado
Creepy loner who takes his obsession with gory horror movies a little too far… Leroy Reed in His Own Words: Heh. You wanna see my collection? Well, sure. Here’s my […]
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Weirdness in Portland, ME
Three items encountered on a recent trip to Maine, I recently returned from a trip to Portland, Maine. While there, I encountered a disproportionately large degree of weirdness, leading me […]
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The Mechanical Man
Denying emotion to achieve obsession. The Mechanical Man Attributes: The Mechanical Man is one of the older archetypes, despite the modern-sounding name. A Mechanical Man is someone who suppresses their […]
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Alice Erron
Actually three Dukes in one: the titular Alice Erron, a precocious nine-year-old Authentick Thaumaturge, her teacher Bob the Unspeakable Servant, and granddaddy Karl Erron, who watches his descendant from beyond […]
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