I clean messes. It’s what I do. 2003 was a shitty year for me. Up until that point, I was a man’s man. And a boy’s man. And, of course, […]
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HypGnosis
A mechanomancer’s turntable which is as dangerous as you would expect. DJ Kanada’s Theory of Everything could best be described as hyper-materialistic, as one would expect from an eccentric, overzealous […]
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Troop 333
On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; to help other people at all times; […]
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12-year-old Baby
A 12-year-old girl (14 now) with the mind and body of a six-month-old baby. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9778227/ Strange disorder no-one’s ever heard of, ever? If this doesn’t have the makings of something […]
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Munroe, The most morose exterminator on the face of the planet
A UA-esque monologue I wrote for my school’s comedy troupe, and the stats of the monologuee. (a street level Duke). (Note: Due to the monologue’s original nature, this is both […]
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Iconomancy Idol: Superman
The Man of Steel. The Last Son of Krypton. The Man of Tomorrow. Superman. (Spoilers within) “I stand for truth and justice, and the American way.” In the endless reaches […]
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Iconomancy Idol: Superman
The Man of Steel. The Last Son of Krypton. The Man of Tomorrow. Superman. (Spoilers within) “I stand for truth and justice, and the American way.” In the endless reaches […]
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Religious Rumors
Religious rumors, mostly dealing with Christianity, as that’s what I’m most familiar with. Psychologists have recently noticed that “furries”, people who tend to find a spiritual kinship with a sort […]
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Ova
A dialogue concerning certain theories which may or may not be all they’re cracked up to be. “Why are you twitching?” “Shit, man! I’m twitching because I figured it out. […]
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An Evening With The Beautiful Conformist
We don’t see many trigger events on here, so I thought I’d post one. It was a Friday night and I was feeling optimistic and horny. I headed down to […]
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