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I Still Live!

A Red Meat-inspired ritual. This ritual requires: One human skull, and its jaw, A large lump of raw beeswax, A melted stick of lip balm that you’ve used, A handful […]

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Ward Area

Perfect for playing around with your group—especially if you’re inclined to break out the seasonal undead. This ritual requires: A spool of red silk ribbon, A staplegun and/or duct tape […]

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Cold Storage

You’ve got to get rid of that body in the garage somehow. This ritual requires: One corpse, A deep-freeze or large freezer (or very cold weather and a privacy fence) […]

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Burns, Blood, and Bonding

A reasonably quick ritual to create permanent proxy—if one can find a someone consenting and cooperative. Credit also goes to Infinity Pikachu This ritual requires; Salt enough for a circle […]

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Whodunnit – The Repost

Everyone’s innocent until proven guilty; with this ritual, you can be innocent after. Credit also goes to lllithid, and Infinity Pikachu. This ritual requires; A piece of your own ID, […]

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Special Delivery

A rather minor ritual for a bit of harmless fun. This ritual requires: Nine coupons for the same sort of food, expired at least year ago within the same four […]

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Rumours, rumoured rituals…

A handful of creepy hints a friend of mine found; all have potential. There are stories about a certain kind of hitchhiker – they only ever appear at night on […]

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Ritual of the Corrupting Monkey

A useful bit of insurance for dukes in a hurry. This ritual requires; One plush monkey, At least $50 in monopoly money, Three joker cards, A car air freshener, preferably […]

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Inter-Library Loan

In a way, it figures. According to the staff of the nearest public library, Unknown Armies cannot be accessed through inter-library loan. Not because no library is willing to send […]

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