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The Fickle Hand

How do you keep a poker face when even you don’t know what you’re holding? Cost: 1 Significant charge Nobody’s really sure who came up with this ritual in the […]

Dungeon Maestro |

Owl Mail

Harry Potter, it ain’t. Cost: 3 Significant Charges Back in the day, sometimes a mage just couldn’t trust a traditional courier to deliver a message in secret and in haste. […]

Caesar Salad |

Ritual of the Corrupting Monkey

A useful bit of insurance for dukes in a hurry. This ritual requires; One plush monkey, At least $50 in monopoly money, Three joker cards, A car air freshener, preferably […]

Sage of Darkness |

The Fortune Cookie Charm

A Neo-Orientalist Good-Luck Ritual Cost: 1 minor charge. This marginally useful ritual ensures that your fortune cookie fortune will come true. Some dukes compare this to buying a pack of […]

Mr. Sluagh |

Styrofoam Sentinel

Your own non-biodegradeable watchdog. Power: Significant Cost: At least 4 significant charges. Effect: This spell creates an animate pile of Styrofoam peanuts, about the size of a medium-sized dog, to […]

Caesar Salad |

Corpse Talk

What people did before Post-Its and cell phones. Power: Significant Cost: 3 Sig. Charges (2 for Thanatomancers) Effect: This spell triggers the next time its target is near a human […]

Stephen Alzis |

Speak for the Dead

A handy little ritual for phone pranks. Power: Minor Cost: 2 Minor Charges Effect: The caster speaks in the dead person’s voice until sunup or sundown whichever comes first. No, […]

Stephen Alzis |

The ritual of Jonas Kreiger

A nasty weapon indeed Jonas Kreiger was a 28 year old administrative personel in the Third Reich under the service of Hitler’s Aryan S.S. His knee was wounded beyond simple […]

zalliragy |

Nasty Little Rituals

Some thaumaturges are right bastards. Devour the Mage Power: Significant Cost: 1 significant charge Effect: This is an evil bastard of a ritual, and one of the reasons most adepts […]

The Demented One |