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The Offensive Shirt

The perfect gift for your local over-opinionated Duke. This a normal, somewhat washed-out black T-shirt, with a print on it. The print varies depending on who’s looking at it at […]

Lautrec |

Error Proof Tests

For when you’re wondering how worried you should be… ————————— Cost: 2 minor charges Effect: The test-strip displays a hunch about the next action of whoever activated it. The results […]

Menzoa |

Five things found at a church rummage sale

While prowling through the tables of assorted stuff you spot… A Macramé wall hanging Rolled up under a pile of old doormats and shower curtains you find a Macramé wall […]

Greykev |

The Scratch and Wish Ticket

Five chances to win on one ticket! The Scratch and Wish Ticket was bought in 1990 in a 7-11 by a college student with a lotto addiction. The ticket looks […]

The Tim |

Paracelsus Sword

What Paracelsus once lost and doesn’t like to talk about. Paracelsus Sword First off it should be mentioned that Paracelsus was a braggard and a heavy drinker at the end […]

rekyl |

Sandra’s Back-Alley Abortion Kit

Making back-alley abortions 100% safe. ——— Power: Minor (single use) Effect: Allows a minimally-trained abortionist to perform the procedure with little pain and no complications. All the fetal tissue is […]

Menzoa |

The Typewriter

A battered 1964 Royal Portable, it carries a terrible secret As chronicled in Hush, Hush, in 1966 Dirk Allen grabbed a swig from the Fountain of Youth and used the […]

LORD C |

Luther’s Nail

The nail Martin Luther used to post the 95 Thesis..and start the Reformation of Europe. Artifact Type: Major Description: It’s called a Nail, but it’s less a nail than an […]

Reed |

Golden Dollars

Lucky Charms gone awry… For those outside the US, this is the golden dollar: Golden Dollar Specs This minor artifact is a bane of contention between the Avatars of the […]

Rus |

How Hungry is the Hippo?

Losing your marbles is part of the game Tina Lovell had a bag of magic marbles. She kept them in her little velvet “notaworry” pouch. The poor girl found them […]

PerhapsEgo |