“Woman, respect thyself!” A confrontation of epic proportion between a magickal washing machine and a woman wanting to have sex. Back in the sixties, a woman whose name has been […]
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Violence Fetish
Don’t walk through a drive-by without one. Violence Fetish Power: Minor Effect: The person wearing the fetish cannot be harmed by random violence. This doesn’t help if someone is deliberately […]
The Wallet Pencil and Other Useful Objects…
When Magic is Used for the Purely Convenient My college roommate Tommy Dakota used to live off this little business he ran out of the middle drawer of his computer […]
Can’t Put It Down
This book will change your life. Read on, my friend, read on. There’s a book out there. Fascinating. Gripping, might say, heh. What it looks like? Can’t say. Y’see, everyone […]
Indy’s Fedora
An adept’s idea of a joke, or something much more sinister? (I must give credit where credit is due. The concept for this artifact came from one of my roommates; […]
Clockwork Harness
One of a kind steam powered gadget. It’s more or less common knowledge in the Occult Underground that two adepts in the same school don’t get along very well, if […]
The Horde Patch
It’s all fun and games until someone loses their mind… Inspired by the Horde patches put out by jinx.com. I’ve been mulling how to do this for a few months […]
HypGnosis
A mechanomancer’s turntable which is as dangerous as you would expect. DJ Kanada’s Theory of Everything could best be described as hyper-materialistic, as one would expect from an eccentric, overzealous […]
Tobin’s Spirit Guide
One bibliomancer’s account of the Occult Underground. This is a nondescript book, rather large and heavy. (It measures 10″ by 14″ and is at least 5″ thick… although the thickness […]
The Blood Counstess’ Iron Maiden
A thanathomancer device for gaining eternal life. Thanks to Mike Mignola and Hellboy I have imagine this new artifact from that wonderfull thantomancer The Blood Countess: The Blood Counstess’ Iron […]