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Artifacts - 8. page
Captain Crunch’s Whistle
It shouldn’t work anymore, but… What it is: A simple plastic whistle, looking exactly like one that fell out of a box of cornflakes. Has “Crunch” written in raised letters […]
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Bucket of Truth
The horrible Truth in a handy-dandy container… Power: Major Effect: Looking directly in the bucket reveals the Truth… This can be used to discover a particular fact, but it always […]
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Ass-Pennies
One way to keep a plutomancer off yours… Power: Minor Cost: 1 minor charge Ritual Action: Take a penny and shove it up your ass. Go to sleep. Take the […]
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The Knife that Drinks
Not to be confused with the ritual of the same name. The origin of the knife is completely unknown, which is a good thing, seeing as having just one of […]
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A Veritable Slew of Handy Artifacts
Magick isn’t always about dynamic struggles for power. Some of it is just… handy. Minor Artifacts Booster Shots: These small syringes are filled with Epideromancer Blood, fortified with mojo. When […]
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Ye Olde Tome of Hiddene Secretse
The title’s in Olde English, so it must be good! One of the last gasps of hermetic magick can be found in your neighborhood library. Maybe. History of the Tome: […]
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The watch of the stolen minute (or Hoffman’s watch)
It is said that this watch was made by the Switz occultist Alfred Hoffman in the 1760s. The tale of Hoffman has, according to some historians, contributed to the legend […]
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The Best Damn “Bing-Bong” in the world.
How the Mak Attax in Ohio don’t let down their gaurd. The “Bing-Bong” is the most essential part of any fast food restaurant. It is the sound that tells you […]
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Teh UNknown Armies Newsletter
Be careful the secrets it contains aren’t yours… If you’re reading this, I’m already dead; so consider this my vengeance from beyond the grave. I’m not the type to just […]
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