How the Mak Attax in Ohio don’t let down their gaurd. The “Bing-Bong” is the most essential part of any fast food restaurant. It is the sound that tells you […]
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Teh UNknown Armies Newsletter
Be careful the secrets it contains aren’t yours… If you’re reading this, I’m already dead; so consider this my vengeance from beyond the grave. I’m not the type to just […]
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The real Bonsai Kittens
Oh, What mighty plans little kittens plot You’ve probably heard of bonsai kittens by now, a web site that talks about how to mold and shape kittens into various shapes […]
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more random silly items
more random silly items More stupid artifacts 1- Bi-blade: This knife has a handle which looks like a penis and a blade which looks much like a vagina (with some […]
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Dream’s Suitcase & Anger Accumulator (La Maleta de Sueños y el Acumulador de Rabia)
Two little toys… to play with madness (Dos juguetitos… para jugar con la locura). THE DREAM’S SUITCASE All you can see is a vulgar suitcase of black leather of that […]
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Yes I Can Pin
Something Shiny I found in the Dirt today. A cheap looking metal pin with the backing missing. It has the words “Yes I Can” inscribed in faded gold color. While […]
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“How To Talk To People”
Does exactly what it says on the cover. You’d never guess by looking that this was a magical artifact at all. It’s a book. Not a giant tome with flaking […]
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Dead Man Talking
A radio to God…or maybe a tape deck of the damned… Now, I know a lot of us chuckle when someone talks about ‘science’, secure in the knowledge that we’re […]
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Useless Item
Why should magik always create stuff with actual uses With all the stupidity and incompetence in the world I feel that there needs to be more magical items with no […]
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The Dead Man’s Hand
Aces over Eights. A murder, a world war, a presidential assassination. What would you risk to satisfy your hatred? THE DEAD MAN’S HAND Power: Major Type: Created (Unique) Appearance: The […]
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