Oh, What mighty plans little kittens plot You’ve probably heard of bonsai kittens by now, a web site that talks about how to mold and shape kittens into various shapes […]
Artifacts - 9. page
more random silly items
more random silly items More stupid artifacts 1- Bi-blade: This knife has a handle which looks like a penis and a blade which looks much like a vagina (with some […]
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Dream’s Suitcase & Anger Accumulator (La Maleta de Sueños y el Acumulador de Rabia)
Two little toys… to play with madness (Dos juguetitos… para jugar con la locura). THE DREAM’S SUITCASE All you can see is a vulgar suitcase of black leather of that […]
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Yes I Can Pin
Something Shiny I found in the Dirt today. A cheap looking metal pin with the backing missing. It has the words “Yes I Can” inscribed in faded gold color. While […]
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“How To Talk To People”
Does exactly what it says on the cover. You’d never guess by looking that this was a magical artifact at all. It’s a book. Not a giant tome with flaking […]
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Dead Man Talking
A radio to God…or maybe a tape deck of the damned… Now, I know a lot of us chuckle when someone talks about ‘science’, secure in the knowledge that we’re […]
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Useless Item
Why should magik always create stuff with actual uses With all the stupidity and incompetence in the world I feel that there needs to be more magical items with no […]
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The Dead Man’s Hand
Aces over Eights. A murder, a world war, a presidential assassination. What would you risk to satisfy your hatred? THE DEAD MAN’S HAND Power: Major Type: Created (Unique) Appearance: The […]
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The Chaos Butterfly
Every ascension leaves something behind, this is one of those… somethings. THE CHAOS BUTTERFLY Power: Major Type: Natural Effect: This Artifact is a magical null-zone. Charges used in the vicinity […]
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Snap Bracelets
The best thing you don’t want to know about. So here’s how it happens… You’re in some kind of trouble, but you might not know what kind. All you know […]
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