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The grey area between a foetus and a jelly baby You know jelly babies, right? Yeah, the little guys that pre-teens like to pull apart, or look really closely at […]

Step lively, now… Look, my sources are 100% clear on this. We’ve got the motherload. The big one. Okay, so you’re lookin’ to get the biggest juice-up imaginable, right? Apparently […]

I’d love to turn… you…. on…. Yeah, having a broken leg sucks, but we got more to worry about than that. Pull up a seat and don’t you dare freakin’ […]

Federal Express uses it’s own police force to protect you. — Note author is Block, not Bloch 😉 Private Eyes In Terrorism Fight, Government Finds a Surprising Ally: FedEx Since […]

Have you ever spoken to one of the cashier people at that little crockery shop with the special clientele? Well here’s what they might say… – every three hundred or […]

Wyoming isn’t even there. It’s just a big hole. There’s a car wash somewhere in Iowa that, if you order the special wash of the day and leave a $2 […]

Ever wonder who the hell “Management” is? Alright, so you walk into an apartment building and you see pieces of paper on the wall saying things like “Please put your […]

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.” -Philip K. Dick Here man, take a look at this. Normal salt shaker, right? Salt in it […]

C’mon, tell me I’m wrong. Ever get pulled over by a cop for running a stop sign that you swear up and down wasn’t there a second ago? Hell, even […]

There is no such thing as Guarana. There’s no such thing as guarana. The buzz you get from drinking those so called ‘energy drinks’ is what’s sucked from the soul […]