People will say things to machines that they’d never dream of telling to a person. After all, it’s not like MessageBank is really listening… There’s a website – it’s kinda […]
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Magick TIVO
5 rumors for Videomancers. I heard a vidiot and clockworker got together and made a Magick TIVO. It can record the very essence of a show so a vidiot can […]
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God vs. the Big Ugly Truck
What does H2 mean to you? Have you ever wondered why GM keeps building Hummers, and designing new models, even though it’s obvious that gas is getting more expensive? People […]
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Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet…
Harmless dummy text? Bibliomacer conspiracy? Remnant of the Demagogue’s ascension? Or an ongoing 2050 year old ritual? Check out most desktop publishing or page layout programs. Open up a layout […]
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Rumors & Mysteries
Cosmic truths from strung-out dukes. You heard ’bout Hussein getting hung, right? Course you did, everyone has by now. Well, I hear the guy that actually hung him was a […]
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Never swallow your gum
Look, man, I’m only certain about those gum capsules, the kind with that thin shell, but I’m not taking any chances after what I saw last night… You remember the […]
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Don’t run red lights
Stoplights are alive…and they carry grudges… You ever notice there are some stoplights that seem to know you’re there? They always seem to respond a bit quicker, move traffic a […]
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Personamancy and Borat
How can a Personamancer like Baron Cohen escape from Sleepers? Being a enterntainer and doing films. Off course. Do you thing he is going to get a Major Charge for […]
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Meatclock Man
A Superhero weird enough to give Rorshach the jibblies. There’s a Super out there someplace – Detroit? – who hasn’t got any powers. I know, I know, no powers means […]
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DOOM
The end of the world is on your next purchase Did you know that UPC numbers, you know those things under the barcodes on everything you buy, are slowly counting […]
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