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Monthly Archives: February 2004

Paracelsus Sword

What Paracelsus once lost and doesn’t like to talk about. Paracelsus Sword First off it should be mentioned that Paracelsus was a braggard and a heavy drinker at the end […]

rekyl |

The Superhero

Time for some silver-age justice. The Superhero Copyright Andrew Sherbo (This is my first attempt at this, much like many of yours. The idea is here, but I’m unfamiliar with […]

Detective |

Spellbroken

If you’re a small-time player and think getting your face un-melted is worth letting some dead guy take over for as long as it can, this might just be good […]

Menzoa |

The Whiner

This universe is all YOUR fault. It’s not YOUR fault. Nothing’s YOUR fault. Hey, there’s this bunch of guys sitting up in some Statosphere or something who basically decide everything […]

Hyphz |

Nobody can read it

… least of all you. Here’s why: You know the Voynich Manuscript, right? Yeah, the one that turned up early last century written in some weird fuckin’ cipher with some […]

Qualia |

Wikkaz in da Hood

A cabal of urban of witches for any street game. In the inner city there are a lot of poor, emotionally scarred single mothers whose lives have crashed and bounced […]

Insect King |

Thir13en Ghosts – UA style

A poor movie makes a great red herring. Granted the movie is at best a C- plot-wise, but there is (at least) one element worth examining from a UA perspective. […]

Greykev |

Sandra’s Back-Alley Abortion Kit

Making back-alley abortions 100% safe. ——— Power: Minor (single use) Effect: Allows a minimally-trained abortionist to perform the procedure with little pain and no complications. All the fetal tissue is […]

Menzoa |

Justin Timberlake

The Superbowl fiasco Justin Timberlake’s “little mistake” was no accident. He’s actually a member of the Fellowship of Bad Traffic, and an adept of their quirky school. He tried to […]

Reed |

The Typewriter

A battered 1964 Royal Portable, it carries a terrible secret As chronicled in Hush, Hush, in 1966 Dirk Allen grabbed a swig from the Fountain of Youth and used the […]

LORD C |