Federal Express uses it’s own police force to protect you. — Note author is Block, not Bloch 😉 Private Eyes In Terrorism Fight, Government Finds a Surprising Ally: FedEx Since […]
Monthly Archives: May 2005
The Blank Page
Be good to your assistants. The most unlikely divination tool imaginable. Imagine if you will one Adam Cooper, stick-to-itive college kid extraordinare. His father raised him right–don’t give up, don’t […]
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Earthenware (and other) rumours
Have you ever spoken to one of the cashier people at that little crockery shop with the special clientele? Well here’s what they might say… – every three hundred or […]
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Random Happenings, Locations and the Like
Wyoming isn’t even there. It’s just a big hole. There’s a car wash somewhere in Iowa that, if you order the special wash of the day and leave a $2 […]
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Fetus Swarms
Why you should be careful when you go dumpster diving near abortion clinics… What they are: Technically a kind of astral parasite, a fetusite (the name of an individual fetus […]
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Emily’s rejection
Tell us we shouldn’t hate success. A few days back from whenever you want this item to appear, a great media event took place. A famous band, formed from members […]
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Captain Crunch’s Whistle
It shouldn’t work anymore, but… What it is: A simple plastic whistle, looking exactly like one that fell out of a box of cornflakes. Has “Crunch” written in raised letters […]
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High Rises or HELL Rises?
Ever wonder who the hell “Management” is? Alright, so you walk into an apartment building and you see pieces of paper on the wall saying things like “Please put your […]
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The “Real” World
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.” -Philip K. Dick Here man, take a look at this. Normal salt shaker, right? Salt in it […]
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The Runaway
Sometimes you have to run – but you leave behind those who love you… The Runaway is fleeing something that she fears or abhors. She can often appear as a […]
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