Yup, more weirdness…. The trend of saying “Have a nice day!” and other miscelanious good wishes to customers is the cause of the 90’s economic boom. The boom wasn’t sustained […]
Monthly Archives: August 2005
The Unknown Army Of One
If you were the Secretary of The Army, how would you handle an Occult Taliban? Send a Green Beret. He’d never admit to it. Even in front of a hearing […]
The Artist
Art for Art’s sake, transcendence is just a side effect…. AttributesThe Artist, also known as the Visionary or the Auteur, is a man or woman with a Vision–a Vision which […]
Sounds From the Underground
More miscelleny, mired in mystery ‘n mayhem. You know how every near-death experience has somethin’ to do with a light at the end of the tunnel? I heard this from […]
Aleph, Grotesque Miscalculation
It was too late to say “oops.” Maybe you can pick up the slack. Once upon a time there was a mechanomancer with a want to live forever. He dreamed […]
Flyin’ Blind
When asked why he insisted on driving drunk, Dipsomancer Dirk Allen answered succinctly. “How the f— else do you get the car home?” Cost 3 Minors or 2 Significant There […]
The Necrotelenomicon
Need a safer way to contact the dead? Just let your fingers do the walking…. Alexander Konstantin, a Greek bibliomancer involved in the antiquities trade, came up with this method […]
Antaganomancy
Xavier Crement wrote a book about these guys “Ass-hole No More.” Nick-Names: Jack-ass, Ass-hole, Kill-Joys, Fight-Clubbers The world is teaming with jerks, meanies, dick-wads and @$$-holes. They do their best, […]
Filomancy
You get by, with a little help for your friends. Nickname: Buddies It’s like this: You, yourself, have no value. You’re a waste of air and skin, not fit to […]
The Vorophage
Out of the eater came something to eat And out of the strong came sweetness. Eating stands for power. Think of it: at its most primal, what is the definition […]