Theories.
Mine is that beyond the veil, those who chose to remain in the place of peace where there is no hate nor love, no indifference nor obsession, wait those who have left all desires behind them. When the 6 times 333 roles of the cosmos are filled (the 333 archetypes, godwalkers, adepts, cruel ones, demons, and mundanes), the world ends.
The final instance is beyond the veil, where it is decided between order, entropy, or both.
If both are chosen together, the chosen ones end up in an alleyway of a Brazilian town at September the 9th, 1998, where a boy is playing with marbles in a conflict-riddled urban warzone. He gathers up the marbles and hands them to you.
Because that is the world that we deserve.
What’s your theory on the end?
The 332nd archetype slot will be filled sometime between October of 2007 and February of 2008, and that archetype will be The Girl Who Is Way Too Calm About Breaking Up. The First and Last Man will ascend immediately afterwards, with the following results:
1. If there are more positive clergy views than negative, the world will be instantly transformed into a world where there is no longer any cherry coke and HIV starts to die out all by itself.
2. If there are more negative clergy views than positive, the world is rebuilt like something out of the Road Warrior.
3. If there is a tie, every person in Cleveland who has a last name beginning with the letter F will manifest a visually impressive but practically useless superpower, like Psychokinetic Spoon Straightening, Opera Vision, Super Ignoring Other People, or the ability to make concrete smell like whatever you want.
In any case, the Clergy seats are now empty and new applicants are being evaluated by humanity’s mass mind.
Personally, I can’t wait.
December 20, 2012 the 13th b’ak’tun of the Maya Calendar comes to a close and the world dies as the first and last man ascends. It is reborn on the whim of 333 separate consciousnesses (the newest being The Oblivious iPod User) who make their votes for entropy or for chaos.
They never agree.
Naturally, the cosmos restarts and commences pretty much like it did the last time, waiting for a true paradigm shift.
Except this time we’ll all have tails. Pretty cool, huh?
Nope.
It will happen when the Book of Accidental Plagarism is rewritten, accidentally.
The book becomes a bestseller, millions buy and start reading it but stop when the act of reading is a prolonged discomfort of continuous deja vu.
This changes when the Compte is the 333rd person to complete the book and he reads what he has already done and forgotten. The act of remembering reading triggers the process.
At that moment everything fades into the hissing white light.
Armageddon by epieschatonic literature.
The End.
The End is Coming.
The Title of the book is The End is Coming.
The Comte rose March 16, 2007. Details as to the world before are hazy at best. Certain nostalgic dukes who somehow managed to be “out of town” when the world ended continuously lament the newfound presence of the “cumbersome, clumsy pinkie”, longing for the good-ol’ days of elegant, four-fingered hands.
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