“Krutgubbe” , lit. (gun)Powder(old)man; “A person, usually an old man who is unusually active and aggressive for his old age”. This is about a Krutgubbe’s glass eye… First of all; […]
Flying Blind (Magik and Consequence)
“A dipper out of juice is like Michael Jordan without his Gatorade” – L. Volker It was 10:45 and Naomi Goodbarrel was at the corner of Ivar and Sunset. Like […]
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Tape 27
The other pornographic tape that’s got the Underground abuzz. But do you really want it? So, you know about the Naked Goddess ‘n stuff. But ever hear of Tape 27? […]
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Good God! More rumors
Yup, more weirdness…. The trend of saying “Have a nice day!” and other miscelanious good wishes to customers is the cause of the 90’s economic boom. The boom wasn’t sustained […]
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The Unknown Army Of One
If you were the Secretary of The Army, how would you handle an Occult Taliban? Send a Green Beret. He’d never admit to it. Even in front of a hearing […]
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The Artist
Art for Art’s sake, transcendence is just a side effect…. AttributesThe Artist, also known as the Visionary or the Auteur, is a man or woman with a Vision–a Vision which […]
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Sounds From the Underground
More miscelleny, mired in mystery ‘n mayhem. You know how every near-death experience has somethin’ to do with a light at the end of the tunnel? I heard this from […]
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Aleph, Grotesque Miscalculation
It was too late to say “oops.” Maybe you can pick up the slack. Once upon a time there was a mechanomancer with a want to live forever. He dreamed […]
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Antaganomancy
Xavier Crement wrote a book about these guys “Ass-hole No More.” Nick-Names: Jack-ass, Ass-hole, Kill-Joys, Fight-Clubbers The world is teaming with jerks, meanies, dick-wads and @$$-holes. They do their best, […]
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The Necrotelenomicon
Need a safer way to contact the dead? Just let your fingers do the walking…. Alexander Konstantin, a Greek bibliomancer involved in the antiquities trade, came up with this method […]
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