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guardians of the elements

the elements love those who learn to love them The guardians of the elements. Wind, water, earth, and fire love those who learn to love them Ok before we get […]

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ritual of animal absorbtion

it sucks to be an animal.. but now you can!! Ritual of animal absorbtion Sucks to be an animal, but now you can! Am not good at determining the costs […]

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Bonus Track

A person’s taste in music can teach you some interesting things about them. Power: Minor Cost: 4 minor charges Ingredients For the purposes of this ritual, you’ll need: -A CD […]

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more random silly items

more random silly items More stupid artifacts 1- Bi-blade: This knife has a handle which looks like a penis and a blade which looks much like a vagina (with some […]

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The Gardener

The Garden and the Gardener are one. The concept of agriculture was a revolutionary one. Rather than search the world for things that are edible and desirable, and hoping that […]

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The Faithless Servant

Ever fawning, ever in the Master’s trust and confidence, but never truly loyal. A leader needs followers who can be trusted, and this makes a leader vulnerable to betrayal. The […]

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The Faithless Servant

Ever fawning, ever in the Master’s trust and confidence, but never truly loyal. A leader needs followers who can be trusted, and this makes a leader vulnerable to betrayal. The […]

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Esuriomancy

Self-starving magic, a technique begun by ascetics and revitalized by self-destructive youths. WRITER’S NOTE: Anorexia’s a big, scary problem in the world, and I’m sure not intending to encourage it […]

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Yes I Can Pin

Something Shiny I found in the Dirt today. A cheap looking metal pin with the backing missing. It has the words “Yes I Can” inscribed in faded gold color. While […]

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