give yourself the gift of innocence. Tired of being called a slut? one degrading act can end it all! Favored of some pornomancers in the earlier days of the Sect […]
John Dies at the End
Perhaps the most UA worthy story I’ve ever read. This book deserves meaty glorification. www.johndiesattheend.com Though you can order the full story in paperback, five chapters are online, with more […]
Shub Niggurath, the All-Devouring Parent
Shub-Niggurath the Great Old One as an Archetype. Part of a UA/CoC Crossover. Shub-Niggurath represents rapacious fertility, necrotic growth beyond natural bounds, increase for a price, consumption of the mate […]
Vaccinomancy
This is a power/school principally used by Serpent Men as their second channel (cf Avatars of Yig-Tsathoggua). It might also be used (with some modification) as an Adept school. Vaccinomancy: […]
Metopomancy
The magic of faces. A schismatic splinter school of Personamancy, hostile to the original. The Personamancers of Prague run a theatre of classical Greek tragedy. The theatrical productions there are […]
Dipsomancy to the rescue!
Doctor saves patient with good vodka! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,300661,00.html What it boils down to is that good vodka is just as good as the Russians have always said. Maybe even better!
Family’s spot to die
entire family dies in same place over several decades http://www.wlky.com/news/14304053/detail.html
Mikey gets a major charge.
Anyone see that youtube vid of the retard kid on the Colbert report? It’s been deleted now, but I was putzing around on youtube a few weeks ago, and I […]
Vandal Punches Hole in a Monet in Paris
Some drunken Annihilomancer gets his rocks off. >http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/10/08/arts/08monet.php “Intruders broke into the Musée d’Orsay early Sunday and one of them damaged a work by the Impressionist painter Claude Monet, the […]
Animal Archetypes: The Faithful Hound
For the love of Dog, man! (Inspired by The Demented One’s dog adept, Oliver.) Most animals don’t have souls, but y’know, most humans can’t get Unfathomable Cosmic Power by slicing […]