Pornomancer meltdown or misguided Flying Woman ascension attempt? You decide. “A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night […]
Headline: Vial of Ronald Reagan’s Blood on Auction
No magical medicine cabinet would be complete without one. But is the benefit for the buyer, or the seller? ‘An on-line auction site is hoping to find out by selling […]
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Chiromancy
Spinal adjustments as magickal power. Would you like a free consultation? Nickname: Spinecrackers Something snaps in a person’s spine, at your hands. They feel dizzy, possibly nauseous, as their body […]
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Cairomancy
The ancient power of Egypt (or something close enough for undiscerning eyes). Nickname: Ignorant culturally-appropriative pseudo-scholars who have made a mockery of our entire profession. (by actual Egyptologists) It was […]
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Chi Rho Mancy
The mystical power of fraternity. Nickname: bros The Sigma Chi Rho fraternity, University of Ohio chapter, found that their hazing rituals were growing more intense, more amoral, and, quite to […]
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He Who Fights Monsters
No price is too great… Attributes: There are things which must be done. Actions that rend the soul and fracture the mind, eroding one’s sense of self, but necessary actions […]
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Chicken 65
A delicious Chinese-Indian dish with a mysterious name. “Chicken 65” is an Indian dish, stir-fried and spicy, with a yogurt sauce. The dish is relatively new in Indian cuisine, and […]
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Scotsman Additives
Really petty RW news story with fun implications Tragically, not a member of Mak Attax: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/mcdonald-8217-worker-spits-tea-gross-fast-food-185600556.html
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Amelia Earhart mystery: Hillary Clinton announces U.S. support of new search
New investigation or attempt to weaken the Flying Woman? This year is the seventy-fifth anniversary of Amelia Earhart’s disappearance. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, among others, wants to re-open the […]
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Unusual Incidents Bureau
Real-deal Men In Black. Nothing to see here, move along. Summary If the Sleepers were based in the USA, had a larger budget, and intimidating black suits, they’d be the […]
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