Sure you’ve heard of ’em. Betcha didn’t know you didn’t need no genie or damn sure no fething leprechauns? Well if you be no fool then one secret is in […]
Occult Eugenics in Hollywood and other wild rumors
The Occult Underground’s newest drinking stories. In the red corner, representing self-obsession a-la Scientology, we have the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. In the blue corner, representing selfless […]
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Playtime
A very short (1.2 pages in MSword) story about a child’s first day of third grade. Today was my first day of third grade. Ms. Ungnosis is my new teacher. […]
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Alan Moore
Famed Comic book Author, High Priest of Glycon, And Cosmic Reinterpretationist From Hell. Tom Strong. Watchmen. Alan Moore is thought to be one of, if not the, best writer of […]
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The Tractomancer
You know the truth is out there – way out there. Dormant in other dimensions, parallel universes, other worlds the others are too blind to see. Open your eyes and […]
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The Village People, Ferris Bueller, and Giblets showing up in the damndest places.
In which we present a few brief rumors, some of which elude to silliness. The house of Edward Theodore Gein, the skin-wearing and vaguely oedipal serial killer that helped inspire […]
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The Intuition Pager
This peculiar old pager has a way of making sure you are pointed in the right direction. Hey there. Long time reader, first submission. I give to you the Intuition […]
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The Vigilante
A towering, vicious duke with formidable magical and physical power. My TV set hums as I wait for John Walsh to tell me whom to kill. My room is barren, […]
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The Severe Misfortune of Nick Flamel
He had it, man! He fucking had it! Nick Flamel woke up one day knowing nothing but his name, the nature of the occult underground, and that he had found […]
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Arachne’s Blessing
Or how false advertising leads to screwed over ritualists This is the last of these spider related things I do for now. I mean it. Don’t make me write another […]
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