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The One Everyone Can Get But You.

Become the One. Forget the One. Attributes: In essence, The One Everyone Can Get But You has something to offer the world. Exactly what the commodity is doesn’t matter, but […]

Simon Foston |

King Scum of Portland

When Carnies Attack! King Scum: lord of the Carnies, master of the roadies, and keeper of the Lighthouse of the Blind (4 tickets at the gate; one ride per day, […]

Mr Unlucky |

Aloha!

Ready for a working vacation? Okay, look, you didn’t hear this from me… well, you did, otherwise I dont’ get paid for recruiting you. But something big’s about ot happen […]

InfinityWpi |

Masonic Glory Hole

Channeling the Naked Goddess, or joining her I found it surfing the internet… don’t look at me like that. Anyway, listen, the “Glory Hole” inquestion was not the usual type […]

Menzoa |

Re-reading the newspapers.

Ever looked close at a headline, and saw something.. other than what was written? Sometimes, the news is almost the whole truth, I have felt. Not like a conspiracy, just […]

Mr Unlucky |

Conspiracy Theory 101-001-101

Going out on an op, and need something to read? Might I recommend against a certain title, perhaps… True story. Sort of. OK. It’s bullshit, but it’ll work, for now. […]

Mr Unlucky |

The Young Conservative

Old before his time… Attributes: There are lots of notions in modern pop culture about what young people are supposed to be like. They’re all free-spirited, insolent, and fixated with […]

Simon Foston |