Three items encountered on a recent trip to Maine, I recently returned from a trip to Portland, Maine. While there, I encountered a disproportionately large degree of weirdness, leading me […]
THE BOOK OF BAD EYES
The journal of an obscure sorcerer. THE BOOK OF BAD EYES Balthazar Balzac was a semi-notorious adept in the eighties. His magick was uniquely his as his moniker told, the […]
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The Ghost Car
When you really, REALLY need to get away! At first, a really skilled driver. Rooting for the villain is always fun. At the end, well… i’ll let the video do […]
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The Used Textbook
If you have 1 night to learn it, and you’ll never use it again… If you need to pull an all-nighter and haven’t even bought the book yet, this artifact […]
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The Arrogant One
“god has a Me complex.” The Arrogant Man has such a high opinion of himself that his conceited nature warps the physical universe. His delusions actually approach reality through the […]
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Flipping A Goocher
Accidents happen. This one is 1/(2^n) likely if you flip for it. Cost: 1 significant charge and n-quarters. Ritual Action: A Plutomancer and an Entropomancer must make an alliance to […]
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In Which I Review Phonogram
In case you haven’t heard of it: http://www.phonogramcomic.com/blog/ Like many Unknown Armies fans, I’ve anticipated Phonogram ever since I heard of an upcoming comic about a dangerous, underground community of […]
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Munroe, The most morose exterminator on the face of the planet
A UA-esque monologue I wrote for my school’s comedy troupe, and the stats of the monologuee. (a street level Duke). (Note: Due to the monologue’s original nature, this is both […]
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Laws of Magick 6
Chapter Six: End of the Beginning The waitress looked attractive in some hard to define way, and Mitch found his attention diverted from the conversation the other guys were having. […]
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Orgasmancy
A minor sex-magic school. Nicknames: horndogs, whores Orgasm releases a fair bit of mystical energy, and orgasmancers can collect this energy and use it. Your own orgasm is not enough, […]
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