The old childrens book writer was a ritual writer.
The books written my Dr Seuss are all actually cleverly disguised rituals. Only those who study these texts in great detail will figure them out. The Cat in the Hat is one of the most complex and powerful rituals ever put to paper. If only it could be deciphered.
And “you’re only old once” is some kind of life-prolonging thing?
“Yrtle the Turtle,” a failed ascension?
I hate to think what the Butter Battle Book is.
*shudders*