It would be so easy to discount if it weren’t for all those singing ATMs.

Buzz has it that a couple of months ago every Plutomancer in Denver lost all their mojo. Violently. They were bleeding from the wallets and nose. Most got to the bank before it occured to them to visit a hospital or fleshworker.

Last month the same thing happened in Atlanta. One ATM was witnessed to start humming “Money for Nothing” before exploding in a rain of twenties. The witness was a dipsomancer who got bought out by an agitated local warbuck.

Recently an Avatar of the Merchant passing through a small suburb of New York City saw a bunch of kids singing along with an ATM while it dispensed cash to the beat.

Now folks are wondering is it on its way to NYC and some of the most powerful symbols of wealth? And is that George Harrison song in the distance comming out of a boom box or an automated teller?