Numbers and Evolution

Every time a credit application is approved, anotherplutomancer dies in if their social security number shares at least five sequential digits with the applicant.

One out of every fifty gold fish is a secret audio and visual monitoring device which transmits directly back to dilligent listeners secluded in hidden Atlantis.

The first dog born on New Year’s Day, will grant 365 days of luck for it’s owner, provided that it never goes hungry.

A major charge can be obtained by any pornomancer willing to consume raw all of the seeds of all of the pumpkins found growing in a single patch before having unprotected sex with every daughter and/or son of the farmer who grew the vegetables in the course of a single night.

There is a rare breed of cockaroach that actually inhibits the use of magick, but they are physically indistinguishable from the common North American species.