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This week’s rumors

Update from the Front Lines of the Occult Wars

Millions toil in sweatshops, work to pay off credit cards, or for sub-standard wages, or for any number of reasons they can’t escape. Sometime after the American Civil War, the Slave was replaced by a version focused more on payments that can’t be escaped: The Indentured Servant.

The recent storms on the coasts are the result of a new cabal of ‘meteorancers”, weather magicians. Apparently, with a major charge, they can affect the weather on a continental level.

An avatar of The Gambler recently was found dead in the Vegas desert. There’s no word on the entropomancer he went to play Russian Roulette with.

Feng Shui is more than just decorating advice. Done propperly, it can provide minor charges. But every attempt to make rituals based on Feng Shui prinicipals has ended in disaster.

Why can’t we findd Osama Bin Laden? He’s ascended… not as The Terrorist, but as The Mastermind. Oddly enough, The Terrorist really doesn’t like him, which is why nothing major has happened since 9/11.

Notice how some fast-food places have chicken nuggets (or strips, or tenders, or whatever) availabel 5 for a buck, or 8 for 2.29? Why buy 8 when you can get 10 for cheaper? Unless it’s a secret code for asking the guy behind the counter to lay a charge on you…

2 thoughts on “This week’s rumors

  1. strange_person says:

    mmm…chicken.

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  2. Sir Cabhán says:

    Why aren’t the beef burgers as nice as chicken burgers in a certain fast food chain we all know? Do all the Mak Attax peeps make sure their on special orders duty or something?

    Here’s how to get a good fast food charge off these peeps. Go into the fast food joint and ask for their “premier” chicken burger and pay for it with three pound coins or three dollar bills. Out of the change put 33 pence or cents into their charity box in full view of the guy who cooks the special orders .

    He or she will then make sure you get a charge with your “premier” chicken burger.

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