In Ten Easy Lessons, I can Make You A Master!

The following advert appeared, spontaneously, in Good Housekeeping and Soldier Of Fortune:

The ANCIENT and Veritable Oriental Martial Art of FENG SHUI!
In Ten Easy Lessons, I will teach you to master this art as a WEAPON of mass DESTRUCTION! YOU can learn how to use the SECRET techniques hidden since the BEGGINING of history. Learn the FEARSOME “Hidden Step”! TREMBLE at the majesty of the “Well Placed Footstool”! BEWARE of the mystifying and baffling “Door that opens onto an empty crawlspace”…ALL OF THIS and more, for only 23% of your weekly income, for only the next 6 to 8 weeks!

Phone ***** ****** and ask for the Secret Master.

Someone asked the magazines how it got there, but they didn’t know anything about it. We Phoned the number, but all we got was a recording of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen laughing maniacally.