My eyes are dim I cannot see…
My friend had recently lost his eye in a mishap. He says it was some knife fight. Now he has a strange dog following him. It seems that their something wrong with the dog but I can’t place it.
Last week my friend comes over and with a new eye. He says its a glass eye and he bought it out of some little shop just off I95. The funny thing is that the eye looks normal.
Just yesterday I saw my friend with a patch over his other eye. Now a potbelly pig is following him around. He says he’s going back to the “I’ Store. I have this uneasy feeling that something awful is taking place… or am I just paranoid?
As long as the pig isn’t stealing antique silverware forks, your friend should be okay.
I would tell him to ask about fixing the bad reception he has with his the Second Sight. It’s nothing corrective contacts shouldn’t fix.
The New Eye Chef.