Old men are always creepy. Especially when they tell you secrets that you don’t want..

Pssst. Hey you. Yeah, the guy with the bad hair. I got a secret for ya…

Theres this old guy in the park downtown right? He and his buddy always appear at dawn and play chess all day outside. They always bring a packed lunch and dissapear at dusk without fail. Nobody in town finds this unusual.

But heres the weird thing: if you give the old guy something he’s never had before he’ll tell you something you want to know, but if you give him something he has had before he’ll tell you something you DIDN’T want to know.

The old man takes your gift and places it in a bag full of all kinds of junk. Rumour has it that if you steal something from his swag bag and you keep that thing on your person at all times you will be blessed for all your days….or cursed.

Oh yeah, and if you give something to the other guy he’ll just direct you to the old fella…