Ever wonder how people become Stars?

It’s a room, I swear it. It makes itself up as a studio, or a practice salle, or a library or what-not, and some elder dude teaches you how to be a Star.

Just who are these wise elders? They’re the ex-Stars come to repay the Room for its services by guiding the young to the extreme of their potential. Avoid training locations and especially the coaches.

Beware of the chain of Fred Astair Dance Schools. It’s not a franchise, it’s just the one Room showing up at local studios. Isn’t he supposed to be dead? Or is he just lost in the rooms, picking through the dross to find his next target.