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Mr. Blix’s Real Agenda

Magonia may not have been able to contribute troops to the “Coalition of the Willing,” but they say their diplomatic front was quite active in the lead-up to the war.

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Ever wonder why the Un weapons inspector wanted to delay the war? It wasn’t for peace, that’s for sure. He just wanted a three month delay. That would have not only given Iraq enough time to put together it’s nastiest toys, and set the conflict to coincide with the closest Mars has been to earth in 60,000 years!

Think about it, the last time mars was this close, our species had just reached its current form and begun its spread across the world.

This Summer was supposed to be the end of the world, if Hans had his way, with chemical weapon tossed around over the fields of Armagadon, with a return volley of nukes, compliments of Israel. Bush pushed the attack ahead of schedule, before the other side was ready, and before Mars could come into alignment.

We can breathe a little easier; that method of bringing the end won’t work for anther two centuries, but there are others.

3 thoughts on “Mr. Blix’s Real Agenda

  1. Menzoa says:

    oops, this belongs in Rumors… someone put up the bat signal and get Tynes.

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  2. reptile2k1 says:

    ^^o^^

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  3. Moto42 says:

    It would be one INCREDIBLY involved ritual though.
    Step one: Get yourself and a few of your closest allies situated deep within the power-structures of at least 2 nations that have chemical, biological or nuclear weapons…

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