Don’t listen to the crazy people on the street. They are too often right.

Just ’cause magick’s not physical dosen’t mean it don’t have mass. Use too much mojo and the earths gonna fly into the sun!

There’s a vintage of tequila that all the Boozehounds are after. Word is it allows them to use some thantomancy powers. You don’t wanna know how it got in there.

Every time you throw something away it takes a little of you with it. Normally it just rots away and is replaced by your next buy, but the big family stuff can mess you up good, and someone out to get you can do some bad stuff to, if he knows how. Only fire can keep you safe.

There’s supposed to be a ritual floting around about how to entrap someone in a wrecked toy, some say it explains why so many bums are crazy.

There’s a restrant in Chicago that throws out a bunch of trash. If you take a bannana peel and use it to slip on in the middle of the sidewalk, the woman of your dreams try to catch you, fails, and leaves you lying there.

Playing four square with 2 bums and a drunk for a shiny silver dollar(note it must actually be shiney) will cause all “ragged warriors” in sight of you to be released and will cause them to be drawn to you if you are in 50 feet.

Anyone picking a fight in the dead end alley in New Orleans where the shadows form a star will be severly punsihed. Its the chapel of the homeless