When going for a major charge, find a secluded spot…

Man Burns Life Savings, Fails Suicide Bid

PARIS (Reuters) – A Frenchman who burned his life savings to a cinder before swallowing two bottles of pills is facing life with an empty bank account after neighbors foiled his suicide attempt.

The man, in his 40s, has been recovering in a psychiatric hospital since late October when neighbors in the southwestern town of Bordeaux saw smoke coming from his house and called the emergency services, the daily Liberation reported on Tuesday.

The man, who lived alone, had cleared out his bank balance of 240,000 euros ($288,500) and set fire to the pile of 500 euro notes in his bath before swallowing the pills, hoping to leave nothing behind after his death.

However, he was now eager to start a new life, his lawyer Dominique Remy told the newspaper. “He is not dangerous. It’s just that he’s destroyed all his worth,” he said.

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Wow. Annihilomancy sort of screams its name through the actions of guys like this. Maybe, the race for getting charges is less the ‘get more than the other guy’, so much as ‘get the other guy locked up for being a fucking nut’.

Kiinda takes your breath away, don’t it?