have you seen The Ring well it kinda happened to me…

I offer this as a warning, some friends of mine invited me to hang out with them New Year’s Eve and we settled in to watch some movies and drink a few beers. As the night wears on we all start to get a bit… well you know how a room full of guys with a few drinks can get at times…

So our host, says he has just the thing, and he pulls out this unlabeled tape, of course it’s a porno. So we watch the tape, there was something about it, that I just can’t explain. Normally I don’t care for porn movies, they have no plot the talent all looks bored, etc… None of us could stop watching it, and not one of us achieved… release… until it was completely finished. After that we all found crash space on the floor or the couch or what have you.

Last night I was watching an old episode of a Richard Dean Anderson sci fi series, when the door bell rings. When I answer the door, the actor from the movie is there, before I can ask what he wants he has knocked me to the ground and well…

As he leaves me battered, and bloody, he says “If you had made a copy of the tape it wouldn’t have come to this.”

I called the police reporting the sexual assault, but they looked at me like I was nuts when I told them who my attacker was. I’m not sure if I’ll press charges, but when they dropped me off at home this morning, there was an unmarked tape sitting beside on the counter that wasn’t there before.