Not all these CDs are sucker jobs for teenygoths. Some of them are real!
Anyone in the Occult Underground knows that any person selling CDs with “Magick Spells” on them in the “Wierd Stuff” section of Ebay is more full of shit than the septic tank of the dyssentry ward, right?
Wrong!
Every once in a blue moon, some newbie who has stumbled onto a few rituals and is of the anarchistic “knowledge must be set free” philosophical persuasian actually goes to the effort of painstakingly recording the ritual process with detailed instructions, digital photographs, the works. And then they sell it on ebay, because let’s face it, even a cyberanarchistic occultist needs to pay the fucking rent.
The trick is that people with established seller ideas are the bullshit ones. Only bother buying CDs from people who have recently registered. You know why? Because anyone who sells this kinda shit on ebay isn’t going to last very long, that’s why!
Weird. I’ve been hiding some inside of AOL sleeves, and heatsealing them back into their original condition.
Trouble is, I lost sixty five of them; but, I’ll find them soon. I put some harsh blasts into a few of them, so it’ll crop up in the new, soon.
By the way, if you guys hear about a sudden rain of severed fingers and dead salamanders on some hapless git, send me a message through the grapevine.
I’ll be wanting my CDs back.
Mr. Unlucky,
I reciently came into posession of a couple of those CDs of yours. I caught wind of some of the nastier effects the ones I got were laced with, and well…
I’m afraid that I can’t return them to you. they (and their new owners) aren’t in any usable condition. If there is any way I can make it up to you, let me know.
So that’s where all those effing severed fingers came from!
Sir Cabhán.