This Third Party candidate will become a first class problem.

Everybody knows Nader’s bid for the Presidency was his plan to eventually become godwalker of the Demagouge, and then to replace it with the Grassroots Demagouge.

What people don’t know is that Nader was manipulated into this plan by some other group–some kind of hungry aligator worshipping cult down in Miami–and then got some other cabal to take him away, replacing the real Nader with a mechanical automaton.

But they were too busy laughing and jacking off to Croc Hunter to notice that the guys who took Mr. Green were Agents of the Puppet Carver’s Room, which turns simple pawns into true leaders. Apparently his “surgery” is going well, and there’s no telling what he’ll be when he comes out.