The perfect gift for your local over-opinionated Duke.

This a normal, somewhat washed-out black T-shirt, with a print on it. The print varies depending on who’s looking at it at the moment, so that when a person looks at the text and/or picture printed on the shirt, he will see the what is to him the most offensive message ever.

A homosexual, for instance, would see big, red letters spell out the words “GOD HATES FAGS”. A feminist would see the message “RAPE IS JUST A FORM OF LOVE”. An Islamic insurgent might see an American flag and a picture of G.W.B. A Black Bloc protester would probably see the McDonalds logo, or something like it. And so on.

The best thing is, the shirt appears to be totally harmless to the one wearing it. To him or her, it just looks like a plain ‘ol black t-shirt.

The perfect gift for your worst enemy.