More Rumors from the OU

*A rash of UFO sightings around the Flagstaff, AZ area over a week ago prompted authorities to impose a curfew.

*A recipe for making LSD out of Heavenly Blue Morning Glory seeds is written on every paper towel in the dispenser of the men’s restroom at the local mall in Biloxi, MS

*Canadian Mounties uncovered a stone circle just outside of a dairy in Saskatchewan; the milk from that dairy can cure cancer

*Suburban wives have been throwing tupperware parties for nearly 50 years, but the woman who started the fad has recently died. Her fortune, including her estate, has been donated to the National Alliance, the United States largest neo-nazi organization.