Something Shiny I found in the Dirt today.
A cheap looking metal pin with the backing missing. It has the words “Yes I Can” inscribed in faded gold color.
While wearing this pin once per day you can make one roll an auto success by shouting “Yes I Can” before you would roll.
After a week you have a totally positive attitude towords life and start to encourage others to feel the same. You slowly become a motavational speaker losing your own identity to that of a late night infomercial personality.
BEST ARTIFACT EVAR
BWAHAHA!
… can’t stop shaking.
Too… beautiful….
… should have sent a poet….
“You slowly become a motivational speaker losing your own identity to that of a late night infomercial personality.”
That right there, makes it awesome.