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Finger Food

It’s made from people!

Power: Minor
Cost: 3 minor charges

Effect: When successfully cast this spell will create a foreign item into someone else food be it a finger in a carton of chilly, an eye in a bottle of pop, a piece of foreskin on a burger. Thus causing a Rank 7 self check.

Ritual Action: You must eat an entire meal with your hands, with the last bite eat it and then regurgitate, spit it into napkin. Fold napkin into a triangle, and just say “I’m luven it”. The napkin must be placed near the intended victim, be it on the table they are at, or tossed under the chair they are sitting at and then say “have it your way.”

2 thoughts on “Finger Food

  1. deathmonkey says:

    oh, my god, that’s fuckin hilarious!

    Reply
  2. Dr. Arbitrary says:

    Rank 7 is pretty high, I think helplessness might work better too.

    Reply

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