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Ass-Pennies

One way to keep a plutomancer off yours…

Power: Minor

Cost: 1 minor charge

Ritual Action: Take a penny and shove it up your ass. Go to sleep. Take the penny out as soon as you wake up. Get a plutomancer to take it as payment or change.
This can be performed simultaneously with as many pennies as you can fit, but each one requires either a separate roll (normals/avatars) or a separate charge (adepts working their own magic).
Effect: For each Ass-Penny the plutomancer accepts, the next spell that plutomancer casts against the penny’s former host will automatically fizzle. They don’t lose the charge, but it just doesn’t work.
This only affects the first plutomancer to accept the penny after it was lodged inside the caster, but can be handed off through any number of other individuals before landing in a Warbuck’s pocket. Getting rid of the penny doesn’t cancel the effect.

9 thoughts on “Ass-Pennies

  1. Unknown_VariableX says:

    So that’s why parents tell you not to put coins in your mouth when you’re a kid.

    Yeeugh.

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  2. John Scott Tynes says:

    Always glad to see a fan of the State.

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  3. Tim Bisaillon says:

    Penny for your thoughts.

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  4. Miniature Wicker Zombu says:

    THere’s this evil game somebody plays in british urinals, where they drop a coin into the urinal where anyone can pick it up if they’re willing to handle pissed on coinage.

    This probably fits into that somehow

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  5. deathmonkey says:

    and if the plutomancer finds out and gets mad at you and tries to attack you, how do you defend yourself? that’s right: poo on a stick. greatest self-defense weapon ever created.

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  6. Menzoa says:

    now with optional full-auto fire

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  7. Menzoa says:

    As noted in
    Bucket of Truth, this too appears to be snatched from the Upright Citizen’s Brigade, rather than from “The State.”

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  8. Luna says:

    me some too wow! — panningazz

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  9. Galen says:

    Does this have a ritual to make them?

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