Ever wonder who the hell “Management” is?

Alright, so you walk into an apartment building and you see pieces of paper on the wall saying things like “Please put your recycling in the appropriate bin” or “Please stay off the balconies on friday as they will be doing repairs”, and at the bottom of each it’s singed “Management.”

Who the fuck is Management?

It doesn’t mean the building management, Management is an entity in and of itself, a collective avatar of the managerial tendencies of countless buildings across the world. And it’s planning to take over.

The landlord of my building suddenly disappeared. Nobody cared cuz he was a major ass, but we still kept seeing new signs popping up signed “Management”. So i looked into the matter and found that everything was still getting done, but it was only the lower level staff that came in. The pay clerk, the sales person, the super, but no manager. I looked at a couple other buildings in my area and same thing.

Watch out for Management! It’s bigger than all of us… like an elephant or something. And it’s an elephant that has the power to tell you where to park!