Weird theories from the mind of a twisted individual

You ever wonder why you never see Bono without those stupid sunglasses? It’s because he has no eyes!

Stop. Think. Has anyone ever seen Emmanuel Lewis and George W. Bush in the same place at the same time?

We’ve all heard the rumor from the 80’s that Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson are, in fact, the same person (the looked alike, they talked alike, at times they even walked alike!). Everyone knows that’s garbage, these days. Yet Michael seemed to have taken it into his heart to make it true–becoming ever more feminine as time went on….

Snorting a line of mummy dust (it’s exactly what it sounds like–preserved Egyptian rulers ground to a find powder) enables one to see ghosts.

The musician formerly and now currently known as Prince appears to be attempting to ascend to the Clergy, though no one knows as what…