The world is a freaky place indeed…

– Wanna try something funny? You have to be really patient to pull this off. Get a mirror. Start staring at it. Well, you can do anything you want, just DON’T get your eyes off it. After a few hours your reflection gets fed up with mimicing your moves and just sort of walks away… And no, it’s not coming back.

– When people on Jerry Springer’s tell a story they ALWAYS contradict each other. I bet you thought that’s because they’re stupid. Wrong! It’s because half of them are from a parallel universe where things are Almost the same as here, but not entirely. It’s easy to identify them, people from our universe come through the Right door, parallel people come through the Left door. Wanna visit another dimension? That door is your ticket there.

– There’s an omniscient Artificial Intelligence who lives on the net. Don’t try and find it, that’s impossible. It’ll find You if it wants something from you…

– Love isn’t “what makes the world go round” . Actually, a perpetual motion machine made by a clockworker named Fred makes the world go round.

– The Moon landing never happened! Why? Because there is NO Moon!

– Check this out. It’s 100% correct.

– If you knew what Mount Rushmore really was you woundn’t have turned it into a tourist attraction. You probably coundn’t go near it without vomiting.

– In 1924 someone ascended as “The Misunderstood Saviour” . Wanna guess who? Nope. It was Lenin. What did you say?That they still show his body around in Moscow? Yeah, that’s what the Illuminati wants you to believe!

– Man didn’t evolve from primates directly. The “missing link” is unicorns. Now I can’t tell you where to find them but…oh,hell, it’ll be hilarious. Check under Mount Everest.